Take life serious, and you miss all the fun parts.

8 billionaires got more shit for brains then the poorest half of the world population.

If you can’t temper your heat, get out of my kitchen.

I am as meaningless as you are.

It takes a long time to reach never.

We all wanna be like me.

The hell with progress, I’m content with the present.

2017, please give us a real financial crisis.

I would like to grow up but I can’t find the time.

So you think your god needs your help? Then why is he God?

What this world needs is less human.

Respect, if you can not give it you have no right to demand it.

Doing things is highly overrated.

If you like to be treated as a customer…become a share holder.

Don’t say “we need to save the world” if you mean “we need to save us”.

Every bit of privacy I give up makes me less save.

If you want anything in return you are not helping.

I hate to be wrong, so I never am.

I’m the average me.

“No.” is the best answer…ever.