3 shots for a dollar. So who’re you gonna shoot?
‘Look, no hands!” said the baby fish to his mother.
I like to keep my evil and my private life separated.
I just found a millennium bug in my closet, so cute.
Like yourself or change but stop wining.
I’m not bad I just got a consciences malfunction.
I wanted to sell my soul to the Devil but he offered a lousy price.
I keep remembering the non-relevant things.
If I was a demon I wouldn’t be busy turning on lights.
After 5 days of hard work God bungled the 6th.
You can’t control me, I lost my remote.
All your banknote are belong to us.
The harder you shout the less I listen.
I love to do noting but I never manage to do it.
Let’s waste some time.
It’s silly to think we are smart.
Beer is in control.
Do I really have to say something now?
Why do people keep putting shit in my head?
Yeah, but your appearance should match what’s in the inside.